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Welcome to CC Faulkner Screenplay 

Extract from

FADE IN: INTRO

Montage of terrified and screaming people, targets on people, strange sounds seep in through the screaming people, eerie sounds fading in and out, ALIENS gesturing to come over, close up on facial reactions of terror of people we ZONED in the series.    

VOICE OVER ONE

Is it a dream, is it real, what is happening?

VOICE OVER TWO

You’ve been ZONED.

ENTER LOGO AND MUSIC.

INT. SET OF YOU’RE BEEN ZONED

High tech feel with all sorts of gizmos, lighting and film / spy equipment in the background with people experimenting. Feels like Q’s department in James Bond. (Opportunity here to sell space for brands and profile some high tech gizmo???)  Three large screens displayed on a wall to look like the launch room at NASA. Computer staff working at desktops.  Screen showing people profiles, Pan to briefing room with the HOST looking over some documents. Looks up.

  HOST

Welcome to the show, YOU’VE BEEN ZONED. I’m HOST name.  You will believe you have shifted time and space into a reality of monstrous proportions.  With the help of family, friends and colleagues, the ZONE IN team will stage a reality that by pinching yourself will not be enough to wake up, or, are you awake?  Lets see

A rotating picture of CELEB X appears on the large screen behind HOST.  

This week we are going to Zone in on CELEB X. In order to zone in on our celebrity we are going to need to understand if they have any weird fantasy’s, or do they have any fears, and if not we will make some up.  In a minute or so we will meet the insiders who will give us an insight into the mind of CELEBRITY X.  But first,

Stepping closer to the profile big screen.

HOST VOICE OVER

Let’s take a look at what we know about CELEBRITY X

Been a radio personality for the last ten years with 94.7. Has been known to play pranks on people. Enjoys pizza and beer, especially castle. (advertisers)

Stay tuned, you won’t believe the reaction.

Each person would be different and based on advertisers.

Basics would be. Short resume, type of food and drink they like. Where do they like to holiday / eat out, what is their routine. (Subject to the final approval of CELEBRITY X.) 

ENTER LOGO AND MUSIC

VOICE OVER ONE

Is it a dream, Is it real, what is happening?

ADVERT BREAK

ENTER LOGO AND MUSIC

INT. SET

Logo overlay

VOICE OVER TWO

Let’s Zone in.  

INT: MOVING TO THE BRIEFING ROOM

HOST

Now let’s meet the insiders and collaborators.  Meet CELEB WIFE, the wife of CELEBRITY X,

CELEB WIFE

Hi

HOST

CELEB FRIEND, CELEBRITY X’s friend and business associate.

CELEB FRIEND

Hi

All shake hands and greet one another.

(The amount of collaborators would differ from person to person).

VOICE OVER TWO

What is your fear?

HOST, CELEB FRIEND, CELEB WIFE

Informal interview with CELEB FRIEND and CELEB WIFE.

Standard questions. (Example of some questions, script would change from person to person).

  • How does CELEB X sleep, mooning the moon, PJ’s?
  • Left or right side of the bed?
  • What time do they get up in the morning?
  • What is their morning routine?
  • Does CELEB X have any nightmares?
  • Do you recall CELEB X telling you of any weird dreams they have had on a recurring basis or one that was very vivid?
  • What is their fantasy?
  • Does CELEBRITY X have any fears?

 

HOST

What should we do, fantasy or horror?  How will we change space and time for CELEB X?  Will it be believable?  Send us your written ideas on email to zonedsa@yahoo.com.  For any ideas that we receive that excite the ZONED team, you will receive these YOU’VE BEEN ZONED collectors’ pieces.

 

 Holds up a few clothing items.

 

This season’s best entry will receive this YOU’VE BEEN ZONED custom tailored leather jacket. Entries close on thirty November 2005.  The winner will be announced at the end of the season at the live show where we interview the CELEBS and get their reaction in their own words. At the end of the show we will give you details on attending the last live show. (Other sponsored giveaways).  

When we come back find out how we will put CELEB X into a different reality.

Background discussion ensues with the YOU’VE BEEN ZONED team, CELEB FRIEND and CELEB WIFE.

Logo and music

VOICE OVER TWO

YOU’VE BEEN ZONED

LEGAL DISCLAIMER NOTICE

Black screen displaying the following words with VOICE OVER ONE

ZONED uses professional people in very controlled environments to stage a prank, so please, pranks are meant to be fun and funny to all people concerned especially the person who is being pranked. ZONED does not support, condone or encourage any pranks that may be harmful, dangerous and/or irresponsible.

ADVERT BREAK

ENTER LOGO AND MUSIC

INT: ZONED SET

HOST

Welcome back; meet the ZONE IN TEAM who will set up the reality. MARY, the project manager, PETER, our special effects genius, VUSI, sound effects and recording. JOHNNY 7, identity concealed, sets up the spy gadgets and cameras. Last but not least the person who will co ordinate the transformation of space and time.  FRANK, the director,

HOST, CELEB FRIEND, CELEB WIFE AND THE ZONED TEAM

Introductions.

(Script changes from person to person).

HOST

Let me start with this question, How do we get CELEB X to be where we want him at a particular time on a specific day and as if not to complicate things, CELEB X must believe they are somewhere they are not? You get what I am saying?

FRANK THE DIRECTOR

You saying, CELEB X must be on our ZONE, but, believe he is flying to Shangri La on an aeroplane. Without hypnosis?

HOST

Yes, and more, the plane must simulate a crash, land in a room filled with pretty girls feeding him marshmallows and champagne and then wake up in his own bedroom just to …

 

FRANK THE DIRECTOR

Are you crazy?

 

HOST

And CELEB X must question reality and fantasy.

 

FRANK THE DIRECTOR

Crashes, Marshmallows, please!

 

VUSI

Guys, Come on, maybe it is not so crazy.

 

 

PETER

Frank, I think we can work something out, some lighting, a bit of robotics and Bob’s your uncle.

MARY THE PROJECT MANAGER

Stands up and turns towards the profile screen.

Let’s recap, our star has had falling dreams etc. (recap the answers from the HOST interview with CELEB FRIEND and CELEB WIFE.)

Let’s remember that we need to treat our stars like stars, at least in the beginning that is.

 

FRANK THE DIRECTOR

What I need to know is what will be the reaction to various scenarios. Let’s say that our star is captive in a room, no way out.  Will he scream, bang the walls, cry?

 

Ideas and scenarios being thrown around the table.  What about this and what about that?  Laughter.

 


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